butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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