i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
im holly from the hills drunk
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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