The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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