How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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