I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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