I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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