I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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