I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We are two peas in an std pod
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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