he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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