I have demons in me.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
