suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You are a genius and a whore.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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