That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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