The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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