Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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