in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Randomize