You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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