is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
