your parents love me but you hate me
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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