The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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