Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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