My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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