I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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