i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
