She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
