ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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