So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I showed him my bush... on skype.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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