Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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