I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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