So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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