ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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