ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I've blown a few things in my day
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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