I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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