does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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