so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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