Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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