This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
smell my finger.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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