I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I bet he comes in French.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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