dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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