time to smoke my breakfast
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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