I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
did i walk over a car last night?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
