your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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