Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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