Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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