I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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