I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She swung at the pinata with crutches
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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