It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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