Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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