Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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