Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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