Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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