also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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