Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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