I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.