I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.