R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.