Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?