i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.